my dear friends.... jus to show u how life is seriously boring here in ANU... been mugging n mugging... and when u're bored, u jus do stupid stuff... a letter wrote using my com by a frnz mugging with with me.... =p
Dear Amelia,
It is already 1227am now and I am very tired. Please hurry and finish up whatever you are teaching Kelly so that we can head back to Johns and I can ong ong. I ong ong very early one leh, now it’s already 1229, by the time we get back, still must bathe and wash up, then what time can ong ong? If ong ong very late, tomorrow also wake up very late, then your biological clock is so screwed up then how to study?? Exams coming leh, so must ong ong on time, wake up on time.
Ok, onto the topic of ong ong, it has been shown that the correlation between people who ong ong early and the people who do well in exams is very high. Therefore, it is impossible that why I shouldn’t do well for my papers since I always ong ong so early. By right, I should do well for my exams right?! Oh wells, all these talk about ong ong is making me really sleepy. Stop drawing those silly little octagons with Kelly, it’s nonsensical and just proves that people like you who study Chemistry only have octagons in your life. So uninteresting. Look at Eugene, he is trying his very best to cram BUSN1002 into his head now.
ARE YOU DONE ALREADY??!!??! Let me tell you a story of a person. There once was this Japanese man who came to Australia and decided to do his PhD at the Australian National University. Upon completion of his PhD, he went on to torment the life of students by deviously coming up with horrid, tough, beyond reasonable doubt difficulty economics and finance questions, affectionately called EMET1001. It is hellish just trying to study. Having to grapple with very intricate techniques in advanced mathematics, we still have to apply very disgusting economic skills to interpret those figures. It is very vexing and irritating since we now have two variables to deal with. Mathematics and economics. Now now, isn’t that tough?! His name is Dr. Akihito Asano. If you do see him on the streets, please don’t hajimemashite him, go bakero him instead. Yes I know that most Japanese are nice and cordial people, and I am not saying that he isn’t nice. He is actually, pretty alright, just that he derives pleasure from outwitting, outsmarting his students.
And now, you just took my pencil case and went on to solve more insanely crazy don’t know what mathematics problem with Miss Bruce.
And now, you are back! AT LAST!
